A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what’s cheese? Corpse of milk.

The anger of the weak never goes away, Professor, it just gets a little moldy. It molds like a beautiful blue cheese in the dark, growing stronger, and more interesting. The poor and the weak die with all their anger intact and probably those angers go on growing in the dark of the grave like the hair and the nails.

Was the Buffalo chicken wing invented
when Teressa Bellissimo thought of splitting it in half and deep frying it and serving it with celery and blue-cheese dressing? Was it invented when John Young started using mambo sauce
and thought of elevating wings into a specialty?

We all know the moon isn’t made out of green cheese…but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?

We did talk about cheese on our first date.

If entertainment ran grocery stores, we’d NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke.

I feel cheesy when I see Silver Spoons. Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.