Doing an album is like having a business card; to show people what you do. The most important thing to me is the stage. I do albums because I love the stage.

Of my mental cycles, I devote maybe 10 percent to business thinking. Business isn’t that complicated. I wouldn’t want to put it on my business card.

I think a book is your calling card, your business card.

Drivers are pretty well set, but crew chiefs, they change their business cards like they change their pants.

Rock stars get room keys, I get business cards.

Just because something is typed-whether it is typed on a business card or typed in a newspaper or book-this does not mean that it is true.

I never go home and take out those business cards and go to those websites. But if there was a mini-comic here in my hand, I’d read it while I ate my lunch. I’m also probably one of the few remaining holdouts who hasn’t consented to making the e-book versions of all my work, which is annoying to some of my publishers.

One genuine new relationship is worth a fistful of business cards.

Your Twitter Profile is your business card.

I know [my label], in any case: a double face, a charming Janus, and underneath, the house motto: “Be wary“. On my business cards:”Jean-Baptiste Clamence, actor“.

I’d like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.

For a long time, to obtain enterprise customers, I concealed the fact that I owned the company. I never lied about it, but I never volunteered that information. My business card didn’t even have a title

I’d get kicked out of buildings all day long, people would rip up my business card in my face. It’s a humbling business to be in. But I knew I could sell and I knew I wanted to sell something I had created. I cut the feet out of those pantyhose and I knew I was on to something. This was it.

And also, as a consumer now, it’s weird that when I used to go to a book signing I would leave with a stack of pamphlets people had made to show off their work, and now I just leave with business cards where people have the URL to their websites.

Most magicians are nothing more than laymen with rabbits on their business cards

Only assholes put a nickname on their business card.

Writing a book makes you an expert in the field. At the very least, when you hand someone a book you wrote, it’s more impressive than handing a business card.

I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That’s what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner. Gimme a call, maybe we’ll have lunch. If I’m lucky!

Rather than spend my life on data entry and typing, I also take photos on my iPhone of business cards, wine labels, menus, or anything I want to have searchable on-the-run.

One honest relationship can be more productive than fistfuls of business cards.

I decided that I would be one of the biggest new names; and I actually had some little fancy business cards printed up to announce it, ‘Count Basie. Beware, the Count is Here.’

The only other people who have had experiences similar to those of this man were locked up inside institutions for the criminally insane. The difference is, this guy gets business cards.

You need that hunger no matter what, because eventually the honeymoon period wears off. Somewhere between printing your business cards that say ‘founder‘ on them and everything else you have to do, you realize, ‘Oh, actually this is a ton of work.’

When work is not going well, it’s useful to remember that our identities stretch beyond what is on the business card, that we were people long before we became workers – and will continue to be human once we have put our tools down forever.

Don’t coach for the name on your business card

Rock stars get room keys, I get business cards. Wherever I go I meet innovators of wind power equipment, solar energy operators.

On my business card, I am a corporate president. In my mind, I am a game developer. But in my heart, I am a gamer.

Business isn’t that complicated. I wouldn’t want to put it on my business card.

There’s no card, business card, better than a compact disc for a composer. It doesn’t half impress people and they get a long way on it … these composers they will get more performances, more commissions, more recognition just by having that disc

By 2003, every fool was getting into real estate. The checkout girl at my local supermarket handed me her newly printed real estate agent business card.