Dogs Tumblr Quotes

Dogs Tumblr Quotes by Agnes Sligh Turnbull, Fran Lebowitz, Johnny Depp, Dave Barry, Aldous Huxley, Andy Rooney and many others.

Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
Agnes Sligh Turnbull
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
Johnny Depp
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Dave Barry
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Huxley
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
There are three faithful friends – an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Charles de Gaulle
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Christopher Morley
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
Emily Dickinson
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras
Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers
I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
Gilda Radner
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Edward Hoagland
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Bernard Williams
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
Orlando Aloysius Battista
I care not much for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Abraham Lincoln
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
Jerome K. Jerome
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Max Eastman
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butler
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Will Rogers
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
James Thurber