Dogs Tumblr Quotes

Dogs Tumblr Quotes by Agnes Sligh Turnbull, Fran Lebowitz, Johnny Depp, Dave Barry, Aldous Huxley, Andy Rooney and many others.

Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
I care not much for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.