Being a celebrity stylist, there are many tricks of the trade that I use in my house and with my clients. The Mr. Clean Magic Eraser has so many uses, so it’s my secret cleaning tool for keeping my shoes – like the vintage Air Jordan‘s I am obsessing over now – and my clients’ shoes, scuff and dirt free.

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

What are they teaching these thugs? -Why are there so many of them? -What is the Institute for Higher Aeronautics? –How many of the are there? There are only six of us! Why? -Why is DC public transportation so weird? -Why don’t we mug those Eraser goons for money more often? -Fang’s Blog

You can’t live life without an eraser.

All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it.

When God writes our names in the ‘Lamb‘s Book of Life’ He doesn’t do it with an eraser handy. He does it for eternity.

The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.

I gave him a kick and he stepped back onto the third rail. Exploding, flaming eraser! This is why moms tell you to stay away from the third rail, but it sure came in handy this time.

When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there’s no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It’s a Back-to-School holiday!

I’ve worked since I was 11 years old, playing music and following the dream, and shaking and moving and doing it. And then, you have cancer and it was like ‘Ooooohh.’ It was like a big eraser. It was the only thing in my life that had ever made me just stop.

Why are pencils equipped with erasers if not to correct mistakes?

Stories have a way of changing faces. They are unruly things, undisciplined, given to delinquency and the throwing of erasers. This is why we must close them up into thick, solid books, so they cannot get out and cause trouble.

I can’t get into all that physical stuff of having to have flawless skin… Sometimes you see people and it looks like someone‘s got an eraser and made their face a little blurry – their traits seem to go out of focus.

I have rewritten — often several times — every word I have ever published. My pencils outlast their erasers.

Once we erase ourselves, then there’s no eraser. There never was anyone to erase. We’ve awakened from the dream and the dream has faded.

To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you’re overdoing it.

On my desk, I always have a lemon or a lime drying. I love the fragrance. Also, a Staedtler eraser, a brush for the eraser and a pencil sharpener.

They [Erasers] were bad fliers,” Angel chimed in, “And in their minds, they weren’t all kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, remember to flap!

An architect‘s most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will – and an eraser!

The tools of the academic designer are a piece of paper and a pencil with an eraser. If a mistake is made, it can always be erased and changed. If the practical-reactor designer errs, he wears the mistake around his neck; it cannot be erased. Everyone sees it.

No moon, sun, diamond, hands — fingertip, dot, ray, gauze, sea. pine green, pink glass, eye, mine, eraser, mud, mother, I am coming.

My teacher once told me – ”No one is perfect……..that is why pencils have erasers.”

The breezes taste Of apple peel. The air is full Of smells to feel- Ripe fruit, old footballs, Burning brush, New books, erasers, Chalk, and such. The bee, his hive, Well-honeyed hum, And Mother cuts Chrysanthemums. Like plates washed clean With suds, the days Are polished with A morning haze.

We went back to the weird Institute building. At night there was a lot more activity. Erasers coming in non-stop. Nice cars, nice clothes, nice smug faces (that I wanted to smash!). -Fang’s Blog

Anything that’s popular gets made into a diet. Acai is no more of a diet than the eraser on your No. 2 pencil.

Yeah,” said Iggy. “But what now? Let’s do something fun.” I guess being on the run from bloodthirsty Erasers and insane scientists wasn’t enough fun for him. Kids today are so spoiled.

University President: Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment? Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers . . . and the Department of Philosophy is better still. It doesn’t even ask for erasers.

Fame is like a big eraser. It’s strange, now that I’m famous. In my parents‘ opinion, all the shitty things – all the wreckage of my past – is erased. Now it’s like I was never the kid who got arrested. Now I’m a wonderful son.

I feel like I’m going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn’t do, because I haven‘t eaten. I can’t even drag myself out of my room. And while I’d be able to muster the strength to roundhouse Fang until he begged for MERCY, I’de be mush around an Eraser.

You…are…a…fridge…with wings,’ Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. ‘We’re…freaking…ballet…dancers.

…as for helping me in the outside world, the Convent taught me only that if you spit on a pencil eraser, it will erase ink.