Medical marijuana users are now lobbying for the right to carry firearms. Because no one is a better shot than a stoned old man with glaucoma.

The only way to predict if there’s a cloud on your horizon due to glaucoma is to get tested. No matter what the diagnosis, the forecast is for clear vision in the years ahead.

I smoke goody, no glaucoma.

When I was little, I got into a little accident, and it gave me congenital glaucoma in both of my eyes.