Hog Quotes

Hog Quotes by Winfield Scott, Ryan Seacrest, D. W Brogan, Si Robertson, Sigfried Giedion, Phil Robertson and many others.

You are very fortunate to be assigned to duty at Fortress Monroe on Chesapeake Bay; it is just the season for soft shelled crabs, and hog fish have just come in, and they are the most delicious panfish you ever ate.
Bicycles are the new rollerblades, talentless is the new talented, and I’m in hog heaven.
A people that has licked a more formidable enemy than Germany or Japan, primitive North America . . . a country whose national motto has beenroot, hog, or die.”
We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.
Even when dead, the hog largely refuses to submit to the machine.
Let me tell you something: I salute womanhood worldwide, because women are exceptionally tough for enduring the misery of childbirth. I’ve cleaned hogs and gutted deer, but in my experience on Earth I’ve never witnessed such a brutal event.
Yeah, I’m going to need a leather jacket for when I’m on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide.
I hereby certify that the bearer of this note, Nikolai Ivanovich, spent the night in question at Satan‘s ball, having been lured there in a transportational capacity… Hella, put in parentheses! And write ‘hog.’ Signed- Behemoth.
A damn independent boy; independent as a hog on ice.
Are you coming along peaceful-like, or am I going to have to hog-tie you and put you in the car?
Nature does not pile up 1000 hogs, then hope for the best.
Joan Dye Gussow
A traveller must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all, the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing.
It was part of theTexas ritual? We know about champagne and caviar but we talk hog and hominy.
If you annoy the Hog-nosed Snake enough, he will roll over on his back and play dead. If you turn him right-side up, he will roll over to prove that he is dead… While he is playing dead, you can go straight up to him and step on his head or smash him with a big club.
My idea of good living is not about eating high on the hog. Rather, to me, good living means understanding how food connects us to the earth.
Sometimes I think that Darwin made a mistake and that in fact man is descended from the pig, because eight out of every ten members of the human race are swine, and as crooked as a hog’s tail.
We were so poor as kids. I didn’t even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode – we didn’t have any of that. We started with a humble log house, milk cow, garden-raised our own food, killed a hog every year in the fall, and had the meat hanging up in the smokehouse – that was our childhood, me and ol’ Si.
Expect hogs to eat a lot more in the presence of a lot of hog wash.
I’d rather be a born-once hog than a born-again Christian any day.
If we could manage our own finances the way the Congress does the nation’s, we’d all be living in high cotton and eating high on the hog.
Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.
Matilda said, “Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
There isn’t enough planet for everyone to eat as much meat as the United States does. The meat industry is responsible for a dead zone the size of New Jersey in the Gulf of Mexico every year because of the runoff through the Mississippi – runoff from hog farms basically nukes the water.
I’m independent as a hog on ice and a hog on ice is dead, cold, well-preserved and don’t need a mother‘grabbin, thing.
I came from Iowa, south central Iowa. It was a very rural area. I saw a lot more hogs growing up than I saw people.
My dad died, I think, at 87. So I’ll be lucky if I make 87. But in a lot of cases, the younger people live longer than their parents. And they know more. My dad used to tell me he ate the hog from his rooter to his tooter. So do I when I’m not trying to lose weight.
Allen Iverson is a ball hog. You will never win a championship with him on your team.
The hog that ploughs not, not obeys thy call, Lives on the labours of this lord of all.
Even under the most perfect Social Democracy we should, without Communism, still be living like hogs, except that each hog would get his fair share of grub…. Whilst we are hogs, let us at least be well-fed, healthy, reciprocally useful hogs, instead of–well, instead of the sort we are at present.
I’m livin’ high on the hog, and let me tell you, hogs make a terrible foundation.
When we know as much about people as hog specialists know about hogs, we’ll be better off.
Lewis Blaine Hershey
Frogs eat Butterflies, Snakes eat Frogs, Hogs eat Snakes, Men eat Hogs.
You put a tuxedo on me, it’s like putting a saddle on a hog.
I’m not really a Jew; just Jew-ish, not the whole hog.
Other people get into occupations by accident or design; but writers are born. I could work at selling motels, or slopping hogs, for fifty years, but if someone asked my occupation, I’d say writer, even if I’d never sold a word. Writers write. Other people talk.
One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife‘s ear.
J. B. Morton
Runny’s Nicpic One day Runny Babbit Met little Franny Fog. He said, “Let’s have a nicpic Down by the lollow hog.” He brought some cutter bookies, Some teanuts and some pea. And what did Franny Fog bring? Her whole fog framily.
Don’t you know sugar is brown first? White folks couldn’t stand the fact that something so sweet shared the same color as the people who cut the cane, slopped the hogs and picked the cotton. So they bleached it to resemble them, and now they done gone and fooled everybody. You included.
Bernice L. McFadden
Specialization makes it easy to forget about the filth of the coal-fired power plant that is lighting this pristine computer screen, or the backbreaking labor it took to pick the strawberries for my cereal, or the misery of the hog that lived and died so I could enjoy my bacon.
To steale the Hog, and give the feet for almes.
[To steal the hog, and give the feet to alms.]
I’ve always been more of a camera hog than anything, and it’s just another way to get it all out!
If I were to leave the U.S., I’d live in England. But I’d never leave the U.S. I own a 400-acre farm in Macon, Georgia. I raise cattle and hogs. I own horses, too. I love horses as much as singing. I like to hunt on horseback.
Howard Dean knows about as much about the South as a hog knows about Sunday.
I love karaoke and totally hog the mic when I go out and do it with my friends.
I knew he would never leave me, never let me down-because the man had never abandoned anything in his long life. If I hadn’t taken the gold rope of our bond, I knew Adam would have sat on me and hog-tied me with it. I liked that. A lot.
You can put lipstick and earrings on a hog and call it Monique, but it’s still a pig.
The groundhogs are pretty good at eluding. If somebody is trying to come after a ground hog, they go and they burrow.
I’m not a ball hog at all. It may look like it, but I’m not.
I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn’t do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks that destroy everything that they touch. Yeah, I’ll shoot them.
American Rifleman and Field & Stream had ads for “varmint guns.” Another varmint was a ground hog because a horse would be going along and he’d stick his foot in a ground hog hole and break his leg. So we were trying to prevent that, too. But we finally scared ourselves. We didn’t realize we were nuts.
I wouldn’t say I’m a ball hog. I’m a shooter. I don’t necessarily hog the ball, but I put them up though. I definitely much rather shoot it than pass it. That’s just how I am.
I went whole hog at the actor‘s lifestyle – really embraced it. I had by then known how much I loved acting already, because I discovered acting from a teacher in the seminary – that’s the first place I ever did it, in the seminary.
With 6 kids, I still pay off my student loans. I still pay my mortgage. I drive a used minivan. If you think I’m living high off the hog, I’ve got one paycheck.
By giving the public a rich and full melody, distinctly arranged and well played, all the time creating new tone colors and patterns, I feel we have a better chance of being successful. I want a kick to my band, but I don’t want the rhythm to hog the spotlight.
Family farmers are victims of public policy that gives preference to feeding animals over feeding people. This has encouraged the cheap grain policy of this nation and has made the beef cartel the biggest hog at the trough.
A traveller should have a hog’s nose, a deer’s legs, and an ass’s back.
There warn‘t anybody at the church, except maybe a hog or two, for there warn’t any lock on the door, and hogs likes a puncheon floor in summer-time because it’s cool. If you notice, most folks don’t go to church only when they’ve got to; but a hog is different.
The water won‘t clear up until we get the hogs out of the creek.
It seems hardly fair to quarrel with a place because its staple commodity is not pretty, but I am sure I should have liked Cincinnati much better if the people had not dealt so very largely in hogs.
They use everything about the hog except the squeal.
A flower is your cousin…Sometimes a person has got to take a life, like a chicken‘s or a hog’s when you need it…But nobody is so hungry they need to kill a flower. Cherokee great-grandmother
Miss Caroline seemed unaware that the ragged, denim-shirted and floursack-skirted first grade, most of whom had chopped cotton and fed hogs from the time they were able to walk, were immune to imaginative literature.
I had to drive to Minneapolis once, and went on a back road just to see the country. But there was nothing to see. It’s just flat and hot, and full of corn and soybeans and hogs. Every once in a while you come across a farm or some dead little town where the liveliest thing is the flies.
If I can do something about it and won’t because I want to hog the limelight, then I really have no right to talk about women’s empowerment.
Dogs and cats get put to sleep; hogs and cows get slaughtered.
They say a blind hog will find the acorn one day.
We’re going to get gored to death by a feral fugging hog and your best strategy is to pretend it’s a grizzly bear?
We always try to encourage more songs sung by Kim, because there are always requests for it. I certainly don’t want to ball hog all the singing.
Debt can be the most addictive thing in the universe, and it can kill you. You get used to living high off the hog. It was intoxicating.
The cowboys have a way of trussing up a steer or a pugnacious bronco which fixes the brute so that it can neither move nor think. This is the hog-tie, and it is what Euclid did to geometry.
I am a man and alive. For this reason I am a novelist. And, being a novelist, I consider myself superior to the saint, te scientist, the philosopher, and the poet, who are all great masters of different bits of man alive, but never get the whole hog….Only in the novel are all things given full play.
Hogs and pigs are very intelligent.
Don’t be a hog: the only time a hog helps the community is when he dies.
This making of Christians will raise the price of hogs.
Even during the rationing period, during World War II, we didn’t have the anxiety that we’d starve, because we grew our own potatoes, you know? And our own hogs, and our own cows and stuff, you know.
EPMD in effect, I’m clockin’ mad green
Like Kermit the Frog, sloppy like Boss Hog,
Girl was runnin’ wild…ate her like a corn dog.
People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
I’m an outdoor person. You’ll always see me outdoorsmountain biking, going to the park, going outside throwing the football. I love being on the water. I go canoeing, kayaking, anything really. I like extreme sports too. ATVs, dirt bikes. I am a country girl. Fishing, hunting, hog hunting.
Watch out when you’re getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain’t in luck.
We are sure living in a peculiar time. You get morefor not working than you will for working, and morefor not raising a hog than for raising it.
The most ordinary Negro is a distinct gentleman, but it takes extraordinary training and opportunity to make the average white man anything but a hog.
Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they’ve been leaving us. We’ll manage.
To butcher a pork shoulder is to be forcibly reminded that this is the shoulder of a large mammal, made up of distinct groups of muscles with a purpose quite apart from feeding me. The work itself gives me a keener interest in the story of the hog: where it came from and how it found its way to my kitchen.
Aioli is jazzy, showy, and a downright attention hog next to chill and classic mayo.
More of the symbols are stock (does [Bob] Dylan really have hogs lying out in the mud somewhere? I doubt it), but that’s the point.
There is a trend today that would put a new robe on the prodigal son while he is still feeding hogs. Some would put the ring on his finger while he still in the pigsty. Others would paint the pigsty and advocate bigger and better hog pens.
I’ve never ridden a hog. I only have sport bikes. But that’s basically how I get around L.A. Because traffic is horrendous.