Moron Quotes by Alfred Korzybski, Bjarne Stroustrup, Louise Linton, H. L. Mencken, Martin Mull, Peter Sagal and many others.
Nature abhors a moron.
Only morons start a business on a loan?
The computer is a moron.
‘Cooking Lucky‘ is a show for guys – or girls – or really for anyone who is all thumbs in the kitchen and needs some help cooking meals that are so incredibly impressive they make it look like you‘ve been slaving in the kitchen all day when in reality, they are so effortless to put together that even a moron can do it.
The fire of my tribulations had not simply been pain to be endured. It had been an agent of transformation. After all that I’d been through, I’d changed. Not for the worse, I was pretty sure–at least not yet. But only a moron or a freaking lunatic could have faced the things I had and remained unfazed by them.
I think people will be surprised to find that I’m not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I’m not a real moron.
I have this real moron thing I do? It’s called thinking.
George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you’ll pardon the expression.
Being a nurturer isn’t being a moron.
If you don’t vote, you’re a moron.
I’m a monster, not a moron.