I am the same kind of moron as the rest of you, it’s the method that does the work, for me as well as for you.

An organisation that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only.

I’m not some ditzy moron who has no idea how to deal with a diplomat as if they’re some exotic animal.

The townspeople are morons, yokels, peasants and genus homo boobiensis…surrounded by gaping primates from the upland vallies.

Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with

Scientists have determined that the most irritating sound to the human ear is the sound of a knife cutting a glass bottle. And the second-worst sound is a fork scratching a glass bottle. Evidently they did all their research at the Picnic for Morons.

One doesn’t win by chance. One doesn’t lead a business to make a €1 billion or €500 million if he is a moron.

Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.

American Morons is the work of an original. Like Hitchcock or Ramsey Campbell, the style is precise, alert, and well-mannered, inviting us to enter Hirshberg’s private world so that he may lock the door behind us. If there is anyone in contemporary fiction worth watching, it is Glen Hirshberg.

I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius.

People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It’s like, wow, he’s a superhuman moron…. So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant, and does little circus acts as well. Oh, he’s so sexy.

I’ve been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I’m driving, I hear I’m a moron. I like being a moron.

Get your dirty stinking moron knees off my chest.

Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster.

Townsend shrugged. ‘With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he’s a moron.

That depends. You’ve got to define ‘party girl.’ If you mean I’m a walking good time, then hells yeah. But I’m not wasted and stumbling out of clubs and getting DUIs. I’m not that kind of party girl. I may be blonde and fun as balls, but I’m not a moron.

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don’t think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

The new moron in town is Chad Ford of ESPN.com.

There is only one way to receive intellectual respect, and that is to earn it. A degree doesn’t mean anything, as there are too many maleducated morons running around with them to impress anyone.

I don’t wanna die, man. They’re not playing. Have you seen how many of them are out there? One just took a shot at me, so unlike you morons, I’m hiding. Hiding is nice. (Vik)

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

Anyone who says that Iran will commit suicide with its nuclear power is a moron and has no business in discussion.

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.

George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if youll pardon the expression.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

It’s a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you’re pursuing that, you’re an idiot. You’re a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity.

All is summed up in the prayer which a young female human is said to have uttered recently: “O God, make me a normal twentieth-century girl!” Thanks to our labors, this will mean increasingly: “Make me a minx, a moron, and a parasite.

There is no place so benighted and godforsaken that some moron won’t go there on vacation. People could be living in an open sewer and swallowing dirt to stop the hunger, and there’d be a couple from Larchmont wearing comfortable shoes there to take pictures of them.

I couldn’t help feeling people thought I was a moron, and my self-imposed insecurity constantly bedeviled me.

Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.

Americans are desperately, here on the West Coast, buying up and hoarding iodine pills… Isn’t it great that in a land that is divided between conservative morons and liberal pussies, somehow we have managed to find a way to pull together and behave like moronic pussies?

Why then you’re as mad as me. No, madder. For I distrust ‘reality‘ and its moron mother, the universe, while you fasten your innocence to fallible devices which pretend at happy endings.

You said sloppy! Look, I didn’t even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.

Nature abhors a moron.

A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can’t wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you’re a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?

Anyone who thinks they’re important is usually just a pompous moron who can’t deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.

Through lack of education, we’re not teaching kids to read and write. So there is the danger that you raise up a generation of morons.

If you behave like a stupid moron, you’re going to get called out by me.

Maybe I’ll try to be more patient with morons.

Wonder, and its expression in poetry and the arts, are among the most important things which seem to distinguish men from other animals, and intelligent and sensitive people from morons.

Only morons start a business on a loan?

The strength of the computer lies in its being a logic machine. It does precisely what it is programed to do. This makes it fast and precise. It also makes it a total moron; for logic is essentially stupid.

The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We’re the drug dealers of the 21st century because we provide all the brain candy for the mouth-breathers, for lack of a better word.

What moron said that knowledge is power? Knowledge is power only if it doesn’t depress you so much that it leaves you in an immobile heap at the end of your bed.

I didn’t know what I was doing in New York.

Do you have any problems, other than that you’re unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

One never quite allows for the moron in our midst.

It is almost an intellectual tradition to pay heed to the insane. In my case those that I most respect are the morons.

The computer is a moron.

The consumer isn’t a moron; she is your wife. You insult her intelligence if you assume that a mere slogan and a few vapid adjectives will persuade her to buy anything. She wants all the information you can give her.

It’s not Brits who think American readers are a bunch of whinging morons with the geo-social understanding of a wire coathanger, it’s American editors.

In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate.

Whenever I’m out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you can be a genius, you try and write a postcard you come across like a moron anyway: ‘This city‘s got big buildings. I like food. Bye.’

Text a guy you like right now, “I’m thinking about you.” If he says, “mmm are you in bed?” Never speak to him again he’s a lifelong moron.

It’s not about who’s got powers, morons. It’s about who’s not afraid. And who’s going to do what has to be done.

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent – I’m not saying I’m that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

Our failure to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying . . . demonstrates our foolhardy and extravagant sentimentalism.

Our civilisation cannot afford to let the censor-moron loose. The censor-moron does not really hate anything but the living and growing human consciousness.

George Clooney, who is a moron, came here to Cannes and gave a press conference saying, ‘Under no circumstances will Trump ever be president. Hillary Clinton will be the next president.’ Well, we can’t wait to make George Clooney eat his words.

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it’s difficult to sort them out.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

The computer, being a mechanical moron, can handle only quantifiable data.

A genius is a genius, regardless of the number of morons who belong to the same race – and a moron is a moron, regardless of the number of geniuses who share his racial origin.

First they didn’t believe in evolution. Then they didn’t believe in global warming. Now the debt ceiling. What I call ‘the moron trifecta.’

How do you politely explain to someone that you had believed for years he was a moron as well as a Fool?

‘Cooking Lucky‘ is a show for guys – or girls – or really for anyone who is all thumbs in the kitchen and needs some help cooking meals that are so incredibly impressive they make it look like you‘ve been slaving in the kitchen all day when in reality, they are so effortless to put together that even a moron can do it.

The fire of my tribulations had not simply been pain to be endured. It had been an agent of transformation. After all that I’d been through, I’d changed. Not for the worse, I was pretty sure–at least not yet. But only a moron or a freaking lunatic could have faced the things I had and remained unfazed by them.

Thinking I’m a moron gives people something to feel smug about,” Charles Wallace said. “Why should I disillusion them?

If your parents never had children, chances are… neither will you.

Expel the object!” Freak shouts. “Regurgitate, you big moron!” and he gives me another thump and I cough up this yucky mess, but I’m still laughing so hard my nose is running.

I’m a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera.

All the children seem to be coming out quite intelligent, thank goodness. It would have been such a bore to be the mother of morons, and it’s an absolute toss-up, isn’t it? If one could only invent them, like characters in books, it would be much more satisfactory to a well-regulated mind.

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

Just as any moron can destroy a priceless Ming vase, so the shallow and ill-educated people who run our schools can undermine and destroy from within a great civilization that took centuries of dedicated effort to create and maintain.

Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.

I think people will be surprised to find that I’m not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I’m not a real moron.

I think President Bush is a moron! I think that the only reason he was voted into office is because his family is a very founded political family and they have a lot of power in the world.

It is always difficult for a woman to be grateful for a form of chivalry that seems to be based on the premise that she is a moron.

Some people think I’m a total moron and I would hope most people think I’m very good at what I do.

It seems to me like a perversion of talent for an artist of any kind to further the corporate structure of America or the personal interests of the morons and thieves who run it.

I asked Mr. Vann which O levels you need to write situation comedy for television. Mr. Vann said that you don’t need qualifications at all, you just need to be a moron.

Terrorism is obviously on everybody‘s mind. The other day my son says to me, ‘Daddy, how come the bad men hate us?’ How sad is that? I actually got tears in my eyes – because he’s 18. What kind of a moron am I raising?

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

George W. Bush: a person who is the ultimate outcome of the American condition. Someone promoted above ability because of circumstance and organisation and empathy. You don’t have to be intelligent. A moron in a hurry could know that you don’t prevent war by having a war.

My mother is probably the wisest person I’ve ever known. She’s not schooled, she’s not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that makes well-read people seem like morons.

I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.

I have this real moron thing I do? It’s called thinking.

I do this real moron thing, and it’s called thinking. And apparently I’m not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you’ll pardon the expression.

There’s a difference between climate & weather, moron!

I’m a moron because I don’t want to lie in a gutter puking over myself… yeah right

I think a lot of female actors have a real fear of not looking their best. They learn to prize their vanity over a role in which they have to look like a moron. They’re worried they’ll damage their sex appeal. Thankfully, I have no problem looking like a moron!

President Bush is a friend of mine. He’s not a moron at all.

What did you expect? ‘Welcome, sonny?’ ‘Make yourself at home?’ ‘Marry my daughter?’ You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know . . . morons.

A congressman actually apologized to BP’s CEO for the way the company has been treated. How stupid are you when the CEO of BP is in the room and people think you’re the moron?

P.P.S. AND YOU CAN TALK. “Just say the word.” JUST SAY THE WORD? What kind of expression is that? WHAT WORD WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY ANYWAY? MORON? Letter from Emily to Charles.

Listen, when John Wall came out and did the Dougie, first home game, for 34 seconds, he was a moron. It’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. I will never back down.

Being a nurturer isn’t being a moron.

It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

Kyle is a werewolf?”asked Simon “Of course he’s a werewolf,you moron”said Jace

…I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience.

People are so cheap. Everyone wants quality, no one wants to pay for it. Here’s the suburban dream– to hire great workers who are such meek morons that they don’t have the guts to ask for a living wage.

I found after seventy years that I was not a lunatic but a moron…. I should have been able to do better.

But, of course only morons would ever think or speak of themselves as intellectuals. That’s why they all look so sad.

If you don’t vote, you’re a moron.

Here’s my challenge to the real men out there; it’s very simple. If you have a good marriage, talk about it. If you love your wife, say it. If some moron tells you that you’re merely a ‘newlywed’ or that you’re still just ‘too young to understand,’ correct them.

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

I’m a monster, not a moron.

Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself.