The man who is tired of London is tired of looking for a parking space

If there isn’t a parking space out front or I can’t see my car from the window, we’re eating somewhere else.

Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible – and every place alike.

Most people don’t grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?

I favor parking a few miles from the office and walking to work. You get the benefit of exercise and besides it is easier to get a parking space.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

You could probably go three or four months without the word ‘God‘ coming from my dad‘s mouth; Mum would pray for a parking space.

Everybody in New York City knows there’s way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964.

Probably the single most important thing about the Nobel Prize for most people is whether they get the coveted parking space on campus.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I’m lost or I can’t find a parking space.

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today‘s world–an assigned parking space.

On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.

Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.

I’m happy to report you still get nothing you don’t need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don’t have to pay for it. I don’t need valet parking. If I can drive the old crate 300 miles to the hotel all by myself, I can certainly handle the last nine feet to the parking space.

As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you’re killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.

Don’t ask God to cure cancer and world poverty. He’s too busy finding you a parking space and fixing the weather for your barbecue.

The engine roared to life. He ran toward her. She shot our of her parking space. He rushed to the side of her car. “Stop it, Kristy! You’re overreacting! Let’s talk about this.” That was when she did the unthinkable. She rolled down the window, thrust out her hand, and gave Reverend Ethan Bonner the bird.