Thomas Lansing Masson Quotes

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Thomas Lansing Masson
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
Thomas Lansing Masson
Think of what would happen to us… if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
Thomas Lansing Masson
What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm hearth.
Thomas Lansing Masson
Thomas Lansing Masson
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.
Thomas Lansing Masson
It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist.
Thomas Lansing Masson
Seventy million books in America‘s libraries, but the one you want to read is always out.
Thomas Lansing Masson
Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.
Thomas Lansing Masson
You can always get someone to love you – even if you have to do it yourself.
Thomas Lansing Masson
A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.
Thomas Lansing Masson