Valentines Day Quotes

Valentine’s Day Quotes by Steve Carell, Jim Gaffigan, Abbi Glines, Reeva Steenkamp, William Shakespeare, Charlotte Perkins Gilman and many others.

I was sort of traumatized by girls in the third grade. Because there was a girl in my third grade class I had a crush on. I bought her a box of Valentine’s Day chocolate. And I put it in her cubby with a note that said something like, “I am deeply in love with you, Your Secret Admirer.” And I didn’t sign my name.
Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January.
It’s called Valentine’s Day, you moron. If you’re going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.
I’ve realized that although Valentine’s Day can be a cheesy money making stint to most people, it’s a day of expressing love across the world. It doesn’t have to only be between lovers, but by telling a friend that you care, or even an old person that they are still appreciated.
Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.
The people people have for friends
Your common sense appall
But the people people marry
Are the queerest folk of all.
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
You know you’re in love when you stop comparing.
On Valentine’s Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren’t even there before.
Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything.
My wife Margaret is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep-burning, unquenchable.
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
Romantic Art: The Hearts Awakening – Bouguereau At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
Valentine’s Day is the hardest day of the year for a woman to get out, but everybody who is anybody and single is out that night.
New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what’s on the inside only to discover that Democrats are too often soft and gooey and Republicans are mostly nuts.
No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Do one act of kindness each day of the year and change 365 lives.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach.
Since love is a magic, Valentine’s Day is the day of magicians! Whoever loves creates a magic; whoever is loved, a magic is created!
Things must be felt with the heart.
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
You are always new, the last of your kisses was ever the sweetest.
Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
I hate Valentine’s day. It is a day for nothing but disappointment.
Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction. -Antoine de Saint-ExupГ©ry,
“You are blessed doublee if you are in love”
– honeya
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Happy Valentine’s day sir! Next year, happy anniversary na yan ha.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.
For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
Rosemonde Gerard
Kindness gives birth to kindness.
Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed.
When you’re in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks.
Love is the beauty of the soul.
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
Valentine’s Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.
Never close your lips to those whom you have already opened your heart.
I dust [your photo] carefully every morning, for to do so gives me the pleasant feeling that I’m caressing you as in the old days. I even touch your nose with mine to recapture the electric current that used to flush through my blood whenever I did so.
My perfect Valentine’s Day would be coming home to a giant box waiting for me, and it has a gorgeous dress and high-heeled shoes and a handbag. And someone‘s waiting to do my hair and makeup. You can tell I’ve been in too many romantic comedies.
I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I’ll never love you any less than I do, right this second.
I advocate speaking words of love with all the sincerity that can be mustered, as frequently as possible.
I’m a hopeless romantic. I love love. My middle name is Love. Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday. I want to have a family and children. I am a sucker for every romantic comedy that comes out.
There were two main points I wanted to get across in Valentine, the first being that yes, Valentine’s Day is an arbitrary day, but why would you not take that excuse to celebrate love? The second point. . .since it is just an arbitrary day. . .why not treat every day like Valentine’s Day?
Don’t you think I was made for you? I feel like you had me ordered – and I was delivered to you – to be worn. I want you to wear me, like a watch-charm or a buttonhole bouquet.
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine’s Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
I wouldn’t cut you out of my life Clary, any more than I would cut off my right hand and give it to someone as a Valentine’s Day gift.” Gross,” said Clary. “Must you?” Simon grinned. “I must.
You are the best thing that’s ever been mine.
Clouds never get tired of giving rain to us; and you, you must never get tired of giving your love! Valentine’s Day is a day to remember to give more, to love more, it is a day to behave like a heavy rain!
What a lover’s heart knows let no man’s brain dispute.
The best thing about Valentine’s Day is that if you don’t have a lover, you badly remember to get one!
Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.
In your light I learn how to love. In your beauty, how to make poems. You dance inside my chest where no-one sees you, but sometimes I do, and that sight becomes this art.
There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.
I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.
My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me; We’ll lock them up together, And throw away the key.
The most important things are the hardest to say
Valentine’s Day is celebrated a little differently here in L.A. Nobody eats chocolate because of the calories, so people give each other tofu-shaped boxes filled with bean curd. Then they fantasize about what their Pilates instructor would be like if he was straight.
Where there is love there is life.
Absolutely, there is a connection between food and love. I always say, when there’s love in my heart or I’m feeling particularly good, the food comes out that much better. And so I think Valentine’s Day is a special day.
This fire that we call Loving is too strong for human minds. But just right for human souls.
All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.
Death, jewelry, or magic; it sounded like Valentine’s Day.
My ideal Valentine’s Day is spending it with someone you are in love with and for that someone to make you feel loved and appreciated.
Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let’s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Any guy hates Valentine’s Day. Even if you’re in love, you can’t win on Valentine’s Day. If you’re married, you can’t win on Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day is like the thing you want to avoid at all costs.
Valentine’s Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid. Forget rose petals. Sprinkle the bed with sliced beets!
When I got old enough to date, I realized that Valentine’s Day is just a commercial marketing scam to make men feel bad. So I let my boyfriends off the hook.
What this world needs is a new kind of army – the army of the kind.
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law.
The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.
Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine’s Day gift for their mother? Doens’t that freak you out a little? It’s like, ‘I don’t know how to break this to you but I think she’s banging your dad!’
Russ Meneve
Valentine’s Day gifts like teddy bears, chocolate and perfume are SO lame. How about be thoughtful and original?
The right mixture of caring and not caring – I suppose that’s what love is.
Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love.
For me, one of the toughest things about Valentine’s Day is that it gets geared up as the day to profess your love. See, T-E-S-T – that’s a bad word that doesn’t go with L-O-V-E.
Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.
Valentine’s day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine’s Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone’s like ‘Oh, happy valentine‘s day!’ I even got a Valentine’s Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.
We loved with a love that was more than love.
Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.
My best Valentine’s Day was when someone gave me a teddy bear. It was a really, really big bear!
Dinah-Jane Hansen
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won‘t laugh if you trip.
Valentine’s Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.
On Valentine’s Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays-fear.
It is said that love and a cough cannot be hid.
Valentine’s Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.
Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.
I hate Valentine’s Day. I think every day should be a day of romance. Then, on Valentine’s Day, you should get to tell whoever you hate that you cannot stand them. There would be one day of hating, and 364 days of love.
If my Valentine you won’t be, I’ll hang myself on your Christmas tree.
In a recent Valentine’s Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that – oh, who cares?
Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul.
Apollo has peeped through the shutter,
And awaken’d the witty and fair;
The boarding-school belle‘s in a flutter,
The twopenny post‘s in despair;
The breath of the morning is flinging
A magic on blossom and spray,
And cockneys and sparrows are singing
In chorus on Valentine’s day.
Good morrow, ‘tis Saint Valentine’s Day, All in the morn betime, And I a maid at your window, To be your valentine.
In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels.
Valentine’s Day is devoted to love. Why don’t we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of the day by ordinary people, but is repressed for reasons of social order. I think it would be very cathartic, and it would certainly make for an exciting six o’clock news.
She was nice to him on Valentine’s Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
Every day is Valentine’s Day! I’m a hopeless romantic.
I gave my girlfriend something she didn’t expect for Valentine’s day… Chlamydia.
Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law.
Open your life wide, and take me in forever. I will never be tired-I will never be noisy when you want to be still…nobody else will see me, but you-but that is enough-I shall not want any more.
I feel bad for people who die on Valentine’s Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?
Valentine’s Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I’ll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine’s Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette.
Love is the poetry of the senses.
I want to do things so wild with you that I don’t know how to say them.
I don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn’t free any slaves.
Damien Lemon
I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
Valentine’s Day’s not for men.
Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.
When you wake up and see the whole creation is my valentine, the country is my valentine, the Divinity is my valentine, knowledge is my valentine then Valentine’s Day will never end for you. All 365 days is Valentine’s Day. That is how I feel – everyday is Valentine’s Day
Soul meets soul on lovers’ lips.
Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married couples the best Valentine’s Day gift possible, elimination from the most unfair of taxes, the marriage tax penalty.
Jerry Weller
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Love was just a word to me. Until you came along and gave it meaning.
Valentine’s Day is like Armistice Day – you declare a truce.
Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.
If you love yourself first, you will find your Valentine much quicker!
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky
Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name.
Each moment of a happy lover’s hour is worth an age of dull and common life.
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
My son really has the spirit of Valentine’s Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.