Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.

Teenagers blithely skip off to uncertain futures, while their parents sit weeping curbside in the Volvo, because the adolescent brain isn’t yet formed enough to recognize and evaluate risk.

Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

It’s great that we’ve got a compassionate conservative,
but to me, that sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

Like a Volvo, Bjorn Borg is rugged, has good after-sales service, and is very dull.

I’ve got this theory that there is a Volvo in any sane person‘s future.

Volvo — they’re boxy but they’re good.

My first car, I got it in an auction at my temple. It was an ’86 Volvo that I got for 500 bucks, and then wound up throwing $10,000 into the stereo system and put TVs in the foot rests. It was the most ridiculous Volvo you‘d ever seen, but I had never had money before and I was out of my mind.

I started with commercials – for shampoo, pancakes, insurance, Volvo. I did a Lux soap commercial with Sarah Jessica Parker. And I got a role in an indie film called Satellite that did well in festivals.

Sometimes, I think I could have been a major movie star with the vast mansion and staff. I look at my Volvo and think it could be a limousine. I think of the roles I turned down. But then I wouldn’t have had any children.

Compassionate conservative, that’s like having a gun rack on a Volvo.

I have a Volvo S60R and its a pretty fast car, the R says it all.

I don’t see how that is any of your business.” Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.